Think Of Me As A Sex Symbol

Maybe It's True That Life Begins At Fifty. But Everything Else Starts To Wear Out, Fall Out, Or Spread Out.

Once My Husband Said To Me, 'i'm Going To Have Some Coffee. Do You Want Me To Put Some Hot Water On For You?' I Thought That Was The Least He Could Do Considering I Was Giving Birth.

To Get A Roaster Clean, Send Something Like Baked Apples In It To A Neighbor. Neighbors Always Return Pans Spotless, And You Won't Have To Use A Blow Torch On It Like You Usually Do.

I Realize It Is Normal To Argue. I Almost Missed World War Ii Watching My Parents Fight.

Nothing Was Happening In The Bedroom. I Nicknamed Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.