Think Of Me As A Sex Symbol

There's So Little Money In My Bank Account, My Scenic Checks Show A Ghetto.

... If They [your Children] Write Their Names In The Dust On The Furniture, Don't Let Them Put The Year.

This Man I Was Going With Asked Me For My Finger Measurements. I Thought He Was Going To Buy Me A Ring For Christmas, But He Gave Me A Bowling Ball.

I Buried A Lot Of My Ironing In The Back Yard.

You've Got To Realize That When All Goes Well, And Everything Is Beautiful, You Have No Comedy. It's When Somebody Steps On The Bride's Train, Or Belches During The Ceremony That You've Got Comedy!