Think Of Me As A Sex Symbol

I Have So Many Liver Spots, I Ought To Come With A Side Of Onions.

This Woman Goes Into A Gun Shop And Says, 'i Want To Buy A Gun For My Husband.' The Clerk Says, 'did He Tell You What Kind Of Gun?' 'no,' She Replied. 'he Doesn't Even Know I'm Going To Shoot Him.

The Last Thing My Kids Ever Did To Earn Money Was Lose Their Baby Teeth.

My Plastic Surgeon ... Said My Face Looked Like A Bouquet Of Elbows.

Remember There Is No Way You Can Give The Father Custody Of The Children Without Getting A Divorce.