I Have So Many Liver Spots, I

Just The Other Day I Said To Fang, "don't You Think We've Got A Storybook Romance?" And He Said, "yes, And Every Page Is Ripped.

I've Been Asked To Say A Couple Of Words About My Husband, Fang. How About Short And Cheap?

My Photographs Don't Do Me Justice - They Just Look Like Me.

I Once Wore A Peekaboo Blouse. People Would Peek And Then They’d Boo.

Aim High, And You Won't Shoot Your Foot Off.