I Have So Many Liver Spots, I

Remember There Is No Way You Can Give The Father Custody Of The Children Without Getting A Divorce.

I Was The World's Ugliest Baby. When I Was Born, The Doctor Slapped Everybody.

Women Want Men, Careers, Money, Children, Friends, Luxury, Comfort, Independence, Freedom, Respect, Love, And A Three-dollar Pantyhose That Won't Run.

My House Used To Be Haunted, But The Ghosts Haven't Been Back Since The Night I Tried On All My Wigs.

Actually, I Comb My Hair Quite Often. Of Course, I Use An Electric Toothbrush.