I Have So Many Liver Spots, I

Absolutely Nothing Was Happening In My Marriage. I Nicknamed My Waterbed, Lake Placid!

I'm The Only Woman Who Can Walk In Central Park At Night... And Reduce The Crime Rate.

I Asked My Hairdresser What Would Look Good On Me. She Says A Los Angeles Rams Football Helmet.

It Would Seem That Something Which Means Poverty, Disorder And Violence Every Single Day Should Be Avoided Entirely, But The Desire To Beget Children Is A Natural Urge.

I Buried A Lot Of My Ironing In The Back Yard.