I Have So Many Liver Spots, I

Aim High, And You Won't Shoot Your Foot Off.

You Know You're Old When Someone Compliments You On Your Alligator Shoes, And You're Barefoot.

Housework Can't Kill You, But Why Take A Chance?

We Californians Are Constantly Accused Of Not Having Seasons, But We Do. We Have Fire, Flood, Mud, And Drought.

I'm Looking For A Perfume To Overpower Men - I'm Sick Of Karate.