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My Plastic Surgeon ... Said My Face Looked Like A Bouquet Of Elbows.
-Phyllis Diller
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My Plastic Surgeon ... Said My Face
Phyllis Diller
My Plastic Surgeon ... Said My Face Looked Like A Bouquet Of Elbows.
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