My Plastic Surgeon ... Said My Face

Just The Other Day I Said To Fang, "don't You Think We've Got A Storybook Romance?" And He Said, "yes, And Every Page Is Ripped.

His Finest Hour Lasted A Minute And A Half.

Christmas Is A Time When Everybody Wants His Past Forgotten And His Present Remembered.

Comedy Is Tragedy Revisited Or Hostility. It Is Mock Hostility, Of Course, Or It Would Be Ugly; We Would Have A War.

I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing.