My Plastic Surgeon ... Said My Face

I Met My Husband When A Friend Sent Him Over To My House To Cure My Hiccoughs.

You Know What Keeps Me Humble? Mirrors!

My Doctor Is A Family Physician. He Treats My Family And I Support His.

We Spend The First Twelve Months Of Our Children's Lives Teaching Them To Walk And Talk And The Next Twelve Telling Them To Sit Down And Shut Up.

If Your House Is Really A Mess And A Stranger Comes To The Door Greet Him With, 'who Could Have Done This? We Have No Enemies!'