Thin People Are Beautiful, But Fat People

Modesty Is The Artifice Of Actors, Similar To Passion In Call Girls.

It Is Difficult For People To Appreciate Their Own Laughter Unless You Show Them Some Pathos Along The Way.

One Of These Days... One Of These Days... Pow! Right In The Kisser!

Obviously A Deer On The Fairway Has Seen You Tee Off Before And Knows That The Safest Place To Be When You Play Is Right Down The Middle.

Drinking Removes Warts And Pimples. Not From Me. But From Those I Look At.