Some Drink To Forget, Some Drink To

I Drink For The Honorable Purpose Of Getting Bagged.

Obviously A Deer On The Fairway Has Seen You Tee Off Before And Knows That The Safest Place To Be When You Play Is Right Down The Middle.

Modesty In An Actor Is As Fake As Passion In A Call Girl.

Does God Have A Sense Of Humor? He Must Have If He Created Us.

Golf And Women Are A Lot Alike. You Know You Are Not Going To Wind Up With Anything But Grief, But You Can't Resist The Impulse.