Some Drink To Forget, Some Drink To

Drinking Removes Warts And Pimples. Not From Me. But From Those I Look At.

Most Wives Think Of Their Husbands As Bumbling Braggarts With Whom They Happen To Be In Love.

Obviously A Deer On The Fairway Has Seen You Tee Off Before And Knows That The Safest Place To Be When You Play Is Right Down The Middle.

The Second Day Of A Diet Is Always Easier Than The First. By The Second Day You're Off It.

A Lot Of People Say, 'well, I Like A Challenge. 'i Don`t Like Challenges. Life Is Tough Enough Without Any Challenges.