These Are My New Shoes. They're Good

Jerry Krause Must Have Pictures Of His Boss's Wife Having Sex With A Monkey.

Thank God For Jerry Springer's Show. I Thought Only Black Folks Were That Screwed Up Until I Watched Jerry Springer.

I'm So Sick And Tired Of People In The Media Telling Us That Because Of The War, Sports Aren't Important. Fans Need Sports. We'd Have Only Crime And War To Watch On Tv If Not For Sports.

To Me, There's Only 5 Real Jobs In America: Police Officers, Teachers, Firefighters, Doctors, And The Military Service.

Everybody In New York Thinks The Knicks Are Playboy Bunnies, And I Have Been Telling Them For Years The Knicks Are A Rabbit. They're Closer To A Playboy Bunny This Year But For The Last Few Years These Guys Are Like, 'we Have A Really Good Team!' And I Say, 'you Really Think That?' And I Say, 'no, They Don't.' But This Is The Best Team They've Had In A While.