There's No Medical Term For What I've

I Can Be Bought. If They Paid Me Enough, I'd Work For The Klan.

I Don't Believe Professional Athletes Should Be Role Models. I Believe Parents Should Be Role Models.

I Think The Biggest Problem Is Parents Are So Concerned With Being Friends With Their Kids. You're Not Their Friend. You're Their Parent.

I Came To The Realization A Couple Months Ago That I Am Fat. If You Get Tired From Walking - And That's All That Golf Is - Then You Are Officially Fat.

Yeah, I Regret We Weren't On A Higher Floor.