My Message Is Simple: Take Control Of

When You're Black, You Have To Deal With So Much Crap In Your Life From Other Black People. It's A Dirty, Dark Secret; I'm Glad It's Coming Out.

It's Kinda Great To See The Celtics Doin Well Again Cuz That Was So Much Fun In My Day To Go To The Boston Garden And They Spit At You And Throw Things At You And Talk About Your Mom. It Sounds Like Dinner At Kenny Smith's House.

There's Only 5 Real Jobs In The World. Teacher, Fireman, Policeman, Doctor And Somebody Who Is In The Armed Service. If You Don't Have One Of Those 5 Jobs, You Shouldn't Take Your Life That Serious.

If A Guy Drew A Charge On Me, I Tried To Kick Him In The Balls.

I Came To The Realization A Couple Months Ago That I Am Fat. If You Get Tired From Walking - And That's All That Golf Is - Then You Are Officially Fat.