I'm Still Going To Disney World.

See, My Hope And Dream Is That People Have A Good Time Watching Basketball. It's Not Church. It's Not Serious.

I Don't Listen To The Refs. I Don't Listen To Anyone Who Makes Less Money Than I Do.

Curling Is Not A Sport. I Called My Grandmother And Told Her She Could Win A Gold Medal Because They Have Dusting In The Olympics Now.

If Michael Jordan Was A Damn Plumber, He Couldn't Get A Date. Any Guy Got $500 Million Looks Good.

I Know I'm Never As Good Or Bad As One Single Performance. I've Never Believed In My Critics Or My Worshippers, And I've Always Been Able To Leave The Game At The Arena.