Every Team In The Western Conference Has

If I Weren't Earning $3 Million A Year To Dunk A Basketball, Most People On The Street Would Run In The Other Direction If They Saw Me Coming.

Any Time A Little Midget Does Something Like This, You Gotta Give Him A 10!.

Say, Cuttino. What Are Those Godawful Clothes You're Wearing? Man, This Ain't Rhode Island Anymore. You're In The Nba. The Girls Have Teeth Here.

When You Read The Book You See That These Guys Aren't Holding Any Punches. They're Straightforward. They're Honest. They're Giving You Their Honest Opinion.

I Don't Listen To The Refs. I Don't Listen To Anyone Who Makes Less Money Than I Do.