There's Things That I Couldn't Joke About

Remember To Never Answer A Phone During Sex, Even If You Hilariously Answer With 'i Can't Talk Now, I'm Going Into A Tunnel'.

I, Of Course, Don't Have An Accent. This Is Just How Things Sound When They Are Pronounced Properly.

I Said To My Girlfriend, You Shouldn't Eat Before You Swim. She Said, "why Not"? I Said, You Look Fat.

My Father Always Used To Say, "what Doesn't Kill You, Makes You Stronger," - 'til The Accident.

Put Smarties Tubes On Cats Legs, Make Them Walk Like A Robot.