There's Things That I Couldn't Joke About

When Someone Close To You Dies, Move Seats.

I Pay What I Have To And Not A Penny More.

When I Was A Kid I Had An Imaginary Friend And I Used To Think That He Went Everywhere With Me, And That I Could Talk To Him And That He Could Hear Me, And That He Could Grant Me Wishes And Stuff. And Then I Grew Up, And I Stopped Going To Church.

I Saw That Show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I Would Have Thought The Obvious One Was 'shout For Help'.

A Surprising Amount Of My Jokes Sound Very Implausible But Are True.