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I Pay What I Have To And Not A Penny More.

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My Girlfriend Bought A Cook Book The Other Day Called 'cheap And Easy Vegetarian Cooking'. Which Is Perfect For Her, Because Not Only Is She Vegetarian.

If We're All God's Children, What's So Special About Jesus?