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When We Got Married My Wife Told Me I Was One In A Million. I Found Out She Was Right.

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!

You Don't Know Who To Believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He Said All Men Were Created Equal. He Never Went To A Nude Beach.

If You Can't Write Your Own Material, You Have Very Little Chance Of Making It As A Comedian.

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