There's Only One Thing Wrong With My

My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars... They Come Out At Night.

I Worked In A Pet Store And People Would Ask How Big I Would Get.

People Ask If I Can Get It Up In The Morning. I Tell Them Are You Kidding I'm Envious Of A Stiff Wind.

I Say 'no' To Drugs. Whenever Someone Asks Me For Some Of My Drugs I Say, 'no.

She Was So Fat That Her Bikini Is Made Out Of Two Bed Sheets (king-size).