There's Only One Thing Wrong With My

It's Tough To Stay Married. My Wife Says No Because She's Tired Then Stays Up And Reads Her Book.

What A Dog I Got. Last Night He Went On The Paper Four Times - Three While I Was Reading It.

A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said... 'come On Over, There's Nobody Home.' I Went Over. Nobody Was Home.

This Morning When I Put On My Underwear I Could Hear The Fruit-of-the-loom Guys Laughing At Me.

I Don't Know Kid, There Are So Many Places They Could Hide.