There's Only One Thing Wrong With My

I'm A Downer. I've Been Depressed My Whole Life. Figure It Out.

One Night I Came Home. I Figured, Let My Wife Come On. I'll Play It Cool. Let Her Make The First Move. She Went To Florida.

I Don't Care How Rich And Successful A Man Is. He's Nothing Without An Education.

Life Is Full Of Temporary Situations, Ultimately Ending In A Permanent Solution.

I'm Getting So Old My Insurance Company Sends Me 1/2 A Calendar!