There's Only One Thing Wrong With My

I Told My Doctor I Think My Wife Has Vd. He Gave Himself A Shot Of Penicillin.

I Can't Figure Women Out. They Put On Makeup For Three Hours. They Wear Things That Make Them Smaller. Things That Make Them Bigger. Then They Meet A Man And They Want Truth.

The Shape I'm In, I Could Donate My Body To Science Fiction.

When I Was Born I Was So Ugly The Doctor Slapped My Mother.

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.