There's Only One Thing Wrong With My

If It Wasn't For Pick-pockets I'd Have No Sex Life At All.

I Saved A Girl From Being Attacked Last Night. I Controlled Myself.

I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop Aging, He Gave Me A Gun!

My Wife And I Keep Fighting About Sex And Money. I Think She Charges Me Too Much.

My Problem Is That I Appeal To Everyone That Can Do Me Absolutely No Good.