There's One Thing I Never Did Do,

The Thing That Bothers Me The Most Is The Recklessness And Greed Of The Local Ranchers, Who Run Too Many Cattle Back Here, Choking With Waste The Creek That Runs Through My Property. There's Certain Times Of Day That The Cowboys Like To Send Them Turds Down The River. Them F**kers Piss Me Off. If You Gotta Mess Up The Ecology Of The World In Order To Raise A Bunch Of Cows, Well Eat Somethin Else. I'm Not A Fan Of The Cowboys.

It Sounds Like Something From A Woody Guthrie Song, But It's True; I Was Raised In A Freight Car.

Back When The Country Was Strong, Back Before Elvis And Before The Vietnam War Came Along.

By The Time You Get Close To The Answers, It's Nearly All Over.

I'm Just Writin' About My Little Ol' Love Affair.