If I Had A Choice, And There

I Think It Was Tommy Who Told Me, 'when Your Song Is Called 'xyz' Or Whatever, Every Line Has Got To Make Sense Against Your Title.' He Showed Me Little Methods Of Proving To Yourself Whether The Line Belongs, And Ways Of Finding Out Whether You Were Able To Get More Out Of A Line If You Tried.

I Just Follow My Nose, And Instead Of Letting Someone Run My Affairs And Probably Make Me Wealthy Within A Matter Of Years, I've Just Kept The Board Of Directors Down To Zero. I Make All The Decisions, And They Can't All Be Right, And My Lifestyle Is Very Expensive, So That Means I Have To Work A Lot. It's The Opposite Side Of The Coin From Sinking Back Into The Recliner And Becoming Somebody They Bury.

Heaven Knows That Alcohol Is The Worst Thing In The World, But It's Debatable Whether Cocaine Is Worse Than Caffeine Or Whether It's The Same Thing And They Just Changed The Name.

The Guitar's Not All That Expensive Either, When You Compare It To Gettin' A Toothpulled Or Something.

There's One Thing I Never Did Do, And That Was Stink.