No, It's Not Love, But It's Not

This Is America. We're Proud. We're Not Afraid Of A Bunch Of Terrorists. But This Government Is All About Terror Alerts And Scaring Us At Airports. We're Changing The Constitution Out Of Fear. We Spend All Our Time Looking Up Each Other's Dresses. Fear's The Only Issue The Republican Party Has. Vote For Them, Or The Terrorists Will Win. That's Not What Reagan Was About. I Hate To Think About Our Soldiers Over In Iraq Fighting For A Country That's Slipping Away.

We're Bar Room Buddies And We're The Best Kind, Nobody Messes With That Friend Of Mine. Chug-a-lug-a-lug-a-lugga, Bar Room Buddy Of Mine.

They Shaved A Little Piece Of Bone Off My Small Toe. You See, You Balance Yourself A Certain Way And This Toe Had Grown Under The Other Ones. So He Cut It Loose, Where I Could Balance Myself And It Makes Me Walk Straight.

Diana Krall Knocks Me Out. I Like Jazz And I Like Her Simple Approach.

Keep Your Opinions To Yourself. I Think It's Important That I Stay Neutral On Politics And Remain Hard To Understand. I Don't Want To Be Pigeonholed As Conservative, Liberal, Independent Or Anything. I Back The Man For The Things The Man Believes In, Not Whether It Says "r" Or "d" Down There Beside His Name.