Evolution Is A Laughing Matter For Anybody

A House Without Love Ain't A Home.

The Thing That Bothers Me The Most Is The Recklessness And Greed Of The Local Ranchers, Who Run Too Many Cattle Back Here, Choking With Waste The Creek That Runs Through My Property. There's Certain Times Of Day That The Cowboys Like To Send Them Turds Down The River. Them F**kers Piss Me Off. If You Gotta Mess Up The Ecology Of The World In Order To Raise A Bunch Of Cows, Well Eat Somethin Else. I'm Not A Fan Of The Cowboys.

We're Bar Room Buddies And We're The Best Kind, Nobody Messes With That Friend Of Mine. Chug-a-lug-a-lug-a-lugga, Bar Room Buddy Of Mine.

And There's Some Latino Music I Like, And Some Reggae Music.

The Captain Just Gave Us Our Orders, And Mom We Must Carry Them Through. I'll Finish This Letter First Chance I Get, But For Now I'll Just Say I Love You.