Evolution Is A Laughing Matter For Anybody

If I Had A Choice, And There Was A "y" In The Road, I Would Always Take The One That Was More Fun As Opposed To The One That Might Make Me More Money.

Back When The Country Was Strong, Back Before Elvis And Before The Vietnam War Came Along.

Evolution Is A Laughing Matter For Anybody That's Got A Rational Mind.

It Sounds Like Something From A Woody Guthrie Song, But It's True; I Was Raised In A Freight Car.

The Guitar's Not All That Expensive Either, When You Compare It To Gettin' A Toothpulled Or Something.