I Hate London When It's Not Raining.

Hey, When I Said Work Fast, I Didn't Mean Your Friend, I Meant The Maid.

Each Morning When I Open My Eyes I Say To Myself: I, Not Events, Have The Power To Make Me Happy Or Unhappy Today.

I Read In The Newspapers They Are Going To Have 30 Minutes Of Intellectual Stuff On Television Every Monday From 7:30 To 8. To Educate America. They Couldn't Educate America If They Started At 6:30.

Madam, You're Making History, In Fact, You're Making Me, And I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To Yourself

If Women Dressed For Men, The Stores Wouldn't Sell Much - Just An Occasional Sun Visor.