I Hate London When It's Not Raining.

Why Should I Care About Posterity? What's Posterity Ever Done For Me?

I Met My Wife On A Ferry Boat, And When We Landed She Gave Me The Slip

Some Day There Will Have To Be Some New Rules Established About Name-calling. I Don't Mean The Routine Cursing That Goes On Between Husband And Wife, But The Naming Of Defenseless, Unsuspecting Babies.

Always Examine The Dice.

I Never Forget A Face, But In Your Case I'll Be Glad To Make An Exception.