I Hate London When It's Not Raining.

Mrs. Teasdale Congratulates Him On His Coronation And Sovereignty: "the Eyes Of The World Are Upon You. Notables From Every Country Are Gathered Here In Your Honor. This Is A Gala Day For You." Firefly Replies: "well, A Gal A Day Is Enough For Me. I Don't Think I Could Handle Any More."

I Was Going To Thrash Them Within An Inch Of Their Lives, But I Didn't Have A Tape Measure.

A Clown Is Like Aspirin, Only He Works Twice As Fast.

Anybody Who Doesn't Like This Book Is Healthy

It's Hard To Get Ivory In Africa, But In Alabama The Tuscaloosa