There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.

Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too Short.

Two Things Help To Keep One's Job. First, Let The Boss Think He's Having His Own Way. Second, Let Him Have It.

When You Finally Go Back To Your Old Home, You Find It Wasn't The Old Home You Missed But Your Childhood.

If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And Never See That Person Again, It's Probably Worth It.

The Sight Of Home Looks Best After You've Traveled Hundreds Of Miles To Get Away From It.