There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.

Nothing In The World Can Replace The Modern Swimsuit, And It Practically Has.

Nobody Ever Asks A Father How He Manages To Combine Marriage And A Career.

The Government Deficit Is The Difference Between The Amount Of Money The Government Spends And The Amount It Has The Nerve To Collect.

I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross Income, But No Matter How I Figure It, It's Still Gross.

If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And Never See That Person Again, It's Probably Worth It.