There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.

Two Things Help To Keep One's Job. First, Let The Boss Think He's Having His Own Way. Second, Let Him Have It.

"tell Me, Doctor, " Said The Patient, "when I Stand On My Head, The Blood Rushes To It. Why Doesn't It Rush To My Feet Now?" "that's Because Your Feet Aren't Empty," Said The Doctor.

Half Of All Home Accidents Happen In The Kitchen, And The Family Has To Eat Them.

Many Trees Could Be Saved If The Government Stopped Printing Tax Forms.

Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?