There Was A Chance For Me To

Before You Went To Work This Morning In The City, Did You Spend Some Time With Your Family? Did You Kiss Your Wife And Tell Her That She's Pretty?

Elvis Was Just Like A Big Old Kid. It Was Like He Never Got Past 19, I Don't Think, In A Lotta Ways.

Who Discreetly Whispers You Forgot To Zip Up Your Pants? You Babe, You're My Bestest Friend.

I Was Out On The Golf Course, A Guy Came Riding Out In A Golf Cart And Said, Did You Know That Elvis Died? And I Just Said, Well, There You Go. It Was Like I Had Kinda Been Expecting It.

Hey Mister, Where You Goin' In Such A Hurry? Don't You Think It's Time You Realize There's A Whole Lot More To Life Than Work And Worry All The Sweetest Things In Life Are Free And They're Right Before Your Eyes? You've Got To Stop And Smell The Roses You've Got To Count Your Many Blessings Every Day You're Gonna Find Your Way To Heaven Is A Rough And Rocky Road If You Don't Stop And Smell The Roses Along The Way