There Isn't A Single Player I Would

There Isn't A Single Player I Would Pay To Watch. A Great Entertainer Needs To Have Charisma.

Robert Redford Used To Be Such A Handsome Man And Now Look At Him: Everything Has Dropped, Expanded And Turned A Funny Color.

I Used To Go Missing A Lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.

In 1969 I Gave Up Women And Alcohol - It Was The Worst 20 Minutes Of My Life.

I've Stopped Drinking, But Only While I'm Asleep.