If You Make Up Your Own Mind,

If I Had To Choose Between Dribbling Past 5 Players And Scoring From 40 Yards At Anfield Or Shagging Miss World, It'd Be A Hard Choice. Thankfully, I've Done Both

Even At The Height Of My Fame, 50 Per Cent Of The People Who Saw Me Wanted A Fight; It’s The Downside Of Being A Star Player.

I Spent A Lot Of Money On Booze, Birds And Fast Cars. The Rest I Just Squandered.

I Was In For 10 Hours And Had 40 Pints - Beating My Previous Record By 20 Minutes

He Can't Kick With His Left Foot, He Can't Head A Ball, He Can't Tackle And He Doesn't Score Many Goals. Apart From That He's All Right.