Everyone Went Crazy Over Wayne Rooney, But

He Can't Kick With His Left Foot, He Can't Head A Ball, He Can't Tackle And He Doesn't Score Many Goals. Apart From That He's All Right.

I Always Wanted More - More Of Everything.

If I Had To Choose Between Dribbling Past 5 Players And Scoring From 40 Yards At Anfield Or Shagging Miss World, It'd Be A Hard Choice. Thankfully, I've Done Both

One Day They Might Even Say That I Was Another Ryan Giggs.

I Spent 90% Of My Money On Women And Drink. The Rest I Wasted