Everyone Went Crazy Over Wayne Rooney, But

Don't Die Like I Did.

Pele Called Me The Greatest Footballer In The World. That Is The Ultimate Salute To My Life.

I'm Ok. Much Better Than On Other Occasions. It's True That I've Made Lots Of Mistakes But I've Never Tried To Bother Anyone. I Want To Stay Alive, Preferably In Peace, Without Seeing Every One Of My Mistakes In The Papers, And On Many Occasions, Even Stories That Are Lies.

I'd Have To Be Superman To Do Some Of The Things I'm Supposed To Have Done, I've Been At Six Different Places At Six Different Times.

I Spent A Lot Of Money On Booze, Birds And Fast Cars. The Rest I Just Squandered.