I Never Went Out In The Morning

I Was In For 10 Hours And Had 40 Pints - Beating My Previous Record By 20 Minutes

Me And A Mate Picked Up Two Darling Birds And They Took Us Back To Their Flat. I Went Into The Bedroom With My Bird And She Started Getting Undressed. I Was That Drunk I Was Standing There Wondering How To Get Undressed Without Letting Go Of The Award. I Went To Sit On The Bed, Missed It By Four Feet And Ended Up Lying On The Floor. I Remember The Bird Looking Down At Me, And Saying, ‘some Player Of The Year.’ Then I Fell Asleep. I Woke Up Still Clutching My Award And Staggered Out Of The Flat. I Hadn’t A Bloody Clue Where I Was.

Maybe 'loner' Is Too Strong A Word, But I've Always Enjoyed Being On My Own.

Love Is About Mutual Respect, Apart From Attraction.

Even At The Height Of My Fame, 50 Per Cent Of The People Who Saw Me Wanted A Fight; It’s The Downside Of Being A Star Player.