There Is Something Infinitely Dingy About The

I'm Not Wild About Holidays. They Always Seem A Ludicrously Expensive Way Of Proving There's No Place Like Home.

There Is Nothing More Attractive Than A Man Who Is Not A New Man.

The Aristocrat, When He Wants To, Has Very Good Manners. The Scottish Upper Classes, In Particular, Have That Shell-shocked Look That Probably Comes From Banging Their Heads On Low Beams Leaping To Their Feet Whenever A Woman Comes Into The Room. Aristocrats Are Also Deeply Male Chauvinist, And ... On The Whole They Tend To Be Reactionary.

At Home I Have Big Vats Of Cabbage Soup That I Make To Slim Down.

Without Doubt, Keep A Diary. From The Day You're Born, Keep A Diary, Because We All Forget Things So Quickly.