I Think It Bespeaks A Generous Nature,

The Aristocrat, When He Wants To, Has Very Good Manners. The Scottish Upper Classes, In Particular, Have That Shell-shocked Look That Probably Comes From Banging Their Heads On Low Beams Leaping To Their Feet Whenever A Woman Comes Into The Room. Aristocrats Are Also Deeply Male Chauvinist, And ... On The Whole They Tend To Be Reactionary.

Bachelors Begin At Thirty-six. Up Till This Age They Are Regarded As Single Men.

The Memo's Chief Function ... Is As A Track-coverer, So That You Can Turn On Someone Six Months Later And Snarl: 'well, You Should Have Known About It, I Sent You A Memo.

I'm Not Wild About Holidays. They Always Seem A Ludicrously Expensive Way Of Proving There's No Place Like Home.

If You Feel Compelled To Give A New Year's Eve Party, Don't Invite People To Arrive Too Early Or They'll Go Off The Boil Before Midnight.