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The Aristocrat, When He Wants To, Has Very Good Manners. The Scottish Upper Classes, In Particular, Have That Shell-shocked Look That Probably Comes From Banging Their Heads On Low Beams Leaping To Their Feet Whenever A Woman Comes Into The Room. Aristocrats Are Also Deeply Male Chauvinist, And ... On The Whole They Tend To Be Reactionary.

My Own Parents Loved Each Other Very Much.

There Is Nothing More Attractive Than A Man Who Is Not A New Man.

Leo, Sadly, Has Parkinsons, But He Used To Cook All Sorts Of Dazzling Things.

I Have A Theory That The Secret Of Marital Happiness Is Simple: Drink In Different Pubs To Your Other Half.