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I Would Really Like To Spend More Time With The Family. Every Time I Go Abroad I Miss Them All Dreadfully.

Hurting Other People Is Not Excusable Because You've Been Hurt Yourself.

But I Always Seem To Finish A Book And Then Think, Oh God, I've Got To Pay A Tax Bill, So I'd Better Write A Novel, So I Tend Not To Stop And Learn Word Processing.

The Male - I Have Found - Is A Domestic Animal Which, If Treated With Firmness And Kindness, Can Be Trained To Do Most Things.

At Home I Have Big Vats Of Cabbage Soup That I Make To Slim Down.