At Home I Have Big Vats Of

If You Feel Compelled To Give A New Year's Eve Party, Don't Invite People To Arrive Too Early Or They'll Go Off The Boil Before Midnight.

Never Drink Black Coffee At Lunch; It Will Keep You Awake All Afternoon.

Leo, Sadly, Has Parkinsons, But He Used To Cook All Sorts Of Dazzling Things.

In A Village You Can't Sack Or Fight With Someone, As You'll Find Yourself Stuck Beside Them In The Hairdresser's Next Morning.

Although It Is The Biggest Time-waster In Office Life, You Must Never Underrate The Importance Of The Memo. You Will Be Judged By The Volume Of Your Paper Work.