There Is Only What Is And That's

Anyone Who Has Two Shirts When Someone Has None Is Not A Christian.

I Wanted Out Of The Navy So Bad In '45, I Faked Homo To Get A Discharge. It Didn't Matter That The Germans Surrendered, I Knew We Were Heading To Japan And I Was Done With That Scene.

If I Get Busted In New York, The Freest City In The World, That Will Be The End Of My Career.

The Only Honest Art Form Is Laughter, Comedy. You Can't Fake It.

Anyone Who Does Anything For Pleasure To Indulge His Selfish Soul Will Surely Burn In Hell.