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My Only Challenge Was To Tell My Truth, Man... Figure Out What I Had To Say. These Days, It's Not Enough To Boost That Roomful Of Strangers. The Young Comic Spends All Their Time Trying To Sound Different From The Million Other Jokesters Grabbing For The Mic.

When You're Eight Years Old, Nothing Is Any Of Your Business.

You Can't Just Run Out And Start The Car Until Some Cat Invents A Car.

Part Of The Kick Of Making People Laugh Was Doing Something Different. We Were A Rare Breed - Spotting One Of Us Was Like Pinning A Space Alien, Or Abdominal Snowman. There Were Maybe A Hundred Stand-ups In The Whole Country When I Was Doing It.

If You're Going To Stop Masturbating, You Can't Taper Off. You've Got To Quit, Cold Jerky!