Anyone Who Has Two Shirts When Someone

All My Humor Is Based Upon Destruction And Despair.

I Won't Say Ours Was A Tough School, But We Had Our Own Coroner. We Used To Write Songs Like, "what I'm Going To Do If I Grow Up".

The Liberals Can Understand Everything But People Who Don't Understand Them.

If You Live In New York, Even If You're Catholic, You're Jewish

Guys Are Like Dogs. They Keep Comin' Back. Ladies Are Like Cats. Yell At A Cat One Time, They're Gone.