If I Get Busted In New York,

The Only Honest Art Form Is Laughter, Comedy. You Can't Fake It.

You Got A Million Drug Laws Now Because The Bosses Figured There Was More Money In Putting People In Jail Than Taxing Something Anyone Can Grow On A Window Sill.

Guys Are Like Dogs. They Keep Comin' Back. Ladies Are Like Cats. Yell At A Cat One Time, They're Gone.

Never Trust A Preacher With More Than Two Suits.

Communism Is Just One Big Telephone Company.