The Only Honest Art Form Is Laughter,

Anyone Who Has Two Shirts When Someone Has None Is Not A Christian.

I've Been Accused Of Bad Taste, And I'll Go Down To My Grave Accused Of It And Always By The Same People, The Ones Who Eat In Restaurants That Reserve The Right To Refuse Service To Anyone.

There Are Never Enough I Love You's.

I'm Sure That Half The Buzz From Smoking Grass Was The Fact That It Was So Illegal.

The American Constitution Was Not Written To Protect Criminals; It Was Written To Protect The Government From Becoming Criminals.