The Only Honest Art Form Is Laughter,

The Liberals Can Understand Everything But People Who Don't Understand Them.

I Hate Small Towns Because Once You've Seen The Cannon In The Park There's Nothing Else To Do.

Anyone Who Does Anything For Pleasure To Indulge His Selfish Soul Will Surely Burn In Hell.

I've Talked To Biblical Cats, And Neanderthals Who Been Here Since Day One. No One Here Has Even Seen The Big Boss. Ever.

What Is Truth Today May Be A Damn Lie Next Week.