There Is No Limit To The Vanity

Marrying A Woman For Her Money Is Very Much Like Setting A Rat-trap, And Baiting It With Your Own Finger.

Laughter Is The Sensation Of Feeling Good All Over And Showing It Principally In One Place.

Doesn't Know Much, But Leads The League In Nostril Hair.

A Man Cannot Learn To Be Wise Any More Than He Can Learn To Be Handsome.

Lying Is Like Trying To Hide In A Fog: If You Move About You're In Danger Of Bumping Your Head Against The Truth, And As Soon As The Fog Blows Off, You Are Gone Anyhow.