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Everyone Who Does The Best He Can Is A Hero.

There Is Only One Good Substitute For The Endearments Of A Sister, And That Is The Endearments Of Some Other Fellow's Sister.

...but Why Discourse Upon The Virtues Of The Horse? They Are Too Numerous To Tell Save When You Have A Horse To Sell.

There Is No Greater Evidence Of Superior Intelligence Than To Be Surprised At Nothing.

Adam Invented Love At First Sight, One Of The Greatest Labor-saving Machines The World Ever Saw.