Don't Have Any More Secrets Than You

It Is Not Much Trouble To Doctor Sick Folks, But To Doctor Healthy Ones Is Troublesome.

Incredulity Is The Wisdom Of The Fool.

The Great Art Of Writing Is Knowing When To Stop.

The Best Medicine I Know For Rheumatism Is To Thank The Lord That It Ain't Gout.

Put An Englishman Into The Garden Of Eden, And He Would Find Fault With The Whole Blasted Concern; Put A Yankee In, And He Would See Where He Could Alter It To Advantage; Put An Irishman In, And He Would Want To Boss The Thing; Put A Dutchman In, And He Would Proceed To Plant It.