Ambition Is Like Hunger; It Obeys No

The Morning Paper Is Just As Necessary For An American As Dew Is To The Grass.

In The Whole History Of The World There Is But One Thing That Money Cannot Buy...to Wit--the Wag Of A Dog's Tail.

Satire That Is Seasonable And Just Is Often More Effectual Than Law Or Gospel.

Don't Take The Bull By The Horns, Take Him By The Tail; Then You Can Let Go When You Want To.

There Are Very Few Good Judges Of Humor, And They Don't Agree.