Ambition Is Like Hunger; It Obeys No

It Iz Comparitively Eazy Tew Repent Ov The Sins That We Hav Committed, But Tew Repent Ov Thoze Which We Intend To Commit, Is Asking Tew Mutch Ov Enny Man, Now Days.

It Is Better To Know Nothing Than To Know What Ain't So.

Keep A Cow, And Then The Milk Won't Have To Be Watered But Once.

The Man Who Ain't Got An Enemy Is Really Poor.

Don't Have Any More Secrets Than You Can Keep Yourself.