Ambition Is Like Hunger; It Obeys No

Menny Think Tha Luv Their Husbands Almost Tew Deth, When In Fack, Tha Are Only Jealous Ov Them.

The Quickest Way To Take The Starch Out Of Someone Who Is Always Blaming Himself Is To Agree With Him.

Despatch Is Taking Time By The Ears; Hurry Is Taking It By The End Of The Tail.

What Is A Man Profited, If He Shall Gain The Whole World, And Lose His Own Soul I Suppose This Depends Somewhat Upon The Size Of The Soul. I Think There Are Cases Where The Trade Would Do.

One Legged Chickens, I Know, Are The Least Apt To Scratch A Garden.