There Is Less In This Than Meets

Don't Be Taken In By The Guff That Critics Are Killing The Theater. Commonly They Sin On The Side Of Enthusiasm. Too Often They Give Their Blessing To Trash.

I Have Enemies I've Never Met - That's Fame.

Here's A Rule I Recommend: Never Practice Two Vices At Once.

Will Tv Kill The Theater? If The Programs I Have Seen, Save For "kukla, Fran And Ollie," The Ball Games And The Fights, Are Any Criterion, The Theater Need Not Wake Up In A Cold Sweat.

I Have Three Phobias Which, Could I Mute Them, Would Make My Life As Slick As A Sonnet, But As Dull As Ditch Water: I Hate To Go To Bed, I Hate To Get Up, And I Hate To Be Alone.