I've Been Called Many Things, But Never

They Say It's The Good Girls Who Keep Diaries. The Bad Girls Never Have The Time. Me, I Just Wanna Live A Life I'm Gonna Remember Even If I Don't Write It Down.

In The Theater Lying Is Looked Upon As An Occupational Disease.

It's Unlikely I'll Ever Submit To A Psychiatrist's Couch. I Don't Want Some Stranger Prowling Around Through My Psyche, Monkeying With My Id. I Don't Need An Analyst To Tell Me That I Have Never Had Any Sense Of Security. Who Has?

A Republican. A Republican. That's Worse Than Being A Goddamned Communist!

If You Know Your Bible And Your Shakespeare And Can Shoot Craps, You Have A Liberal Education.