I Have Enemies I've Never Met -

It's The Good Girls Who Keep Diaries; The Bad Girls Never Have The Time.

[to The Critic Who Wrote A Negative Review:] I Am Sitting In The Smallest Room Of The House. Your Review Is Before Me. Soon It Will Be Behind Me.

The Less I Behave Like Whistler's Mother The Night Before, The More I Look Like Her The Morning After.

All My Life I've Been Terrible At Remembering People's Names. I Once Introduced A Friend Of Mine As Martini. Her Name Was Actually Olive.

I've Had A Man And I've Had A Woman, And There's Got To Be Something Better.