I Have Enemies I've Never Met -

They Say It's The Good Girls Who Keep Diaries. The Bad Girls Never Have The Time. Me, I Just Wanna Live A Life I'm Gonna Remember Even If I Don't Write It Down.

I'm As Pure As The Driven Slush.

I Have Enemies I've Never Met - That's Fame.

I've Tried Several Varieties Of Sex. The Conventional Position Makes Me Claustrophobic, And The Others Either Give Me A Stiff Neck Or Lockjaw.

Going Down On A Woman Gives Me A Stiff Neck, Going Down On A Man Gives Me Lockjaw And Conventional Sex Gives Me Claustrophobia.