There Are Wonderful People Out There But

As Any Man, I, Of Course, Have Certain Preferences. Being A Scot By Birth, I'm Inclined To Favor Those With A Well-scrubbed Look And A Hint Of Color In Their Cheeks-put There By An Early Walk In The Chill Air Rather Than By Rouge. The Smell Of Soap On A Woman's Skin Or The Hint Of Shampoo In Her Hair Is Perfume Enough For Me . . . Humor Is Important. The Most Beautiful Woman In The World Is A Bore Without That.

Do Something Today That Reflects Who You Are, What You Are Capable Of, What You Care About. Give Yourself Plenty Of Evidence Of What You Can Do, And You Will Not Doubt Your Abilities To Do Anything.

Watching Too Much Tv Can Triple Our Hunger For More Possessions, While Reducing Our Personal Contentment By About 5 Percent For Every Hour A Day We Watch.

I've Taken Up The Bible Again, Somewhat In The Spirit Of W.c. Fields - Looking For Loopholes.

I've Been Lucky Enough To Win An Oscar, Write A Best-seller - My Other Dream Would Be To Have A Painting In The Louvre. The Only Way That's Going To Happen Is If I Paint A Dirty One On The Wall Of The Gentlemen's Lavatory.