I See My Purpose In Life As

Isn’t It Fascinating To Think That Probably The Only Laugh That Man Will Ever Get In His Life Is By Stripping Off And Showing His Shortcomings?

I Enjoy Reality As Much As The Next Man. It's Just That In My Case, Fortunately, Reality Includes A Good Stiff Belt Every Now And Then.

But Champagne Is Not Drinking.

I've Taken Up The Bible Again, Somewhat In The Spirit Of W.c. Fields - Looking For Loopholes.

Do Something Today That Reflects Who You Are, What You Are Capable Of, What You Care About. Give Yourself Plenty Of Evidence Of What You Can Do, And You Will Not Doubt Your Abilities To Do Anything.