But Champagne Is Not Drinking.

Going To War Was The Only Unselfish Thing I Have Ever Done For Humanity.

Malta Is A Sod Of A Place.

This Is A Terrible Confession To Make, But After I Left The Army I Had A Number Of Things To Try. I Had A Great Conceit To Think That If All Else Failed I Could Always Go To Hollywood. So When All Else Did Fail I Really Went To Hollywood. And Then I Found Out How Wrong I Was.

Actors Don’t Retire. They Just Get Offered Fewer Roles.

Tomorrow, Trubshawe, I Am Going To Get Married Again, Thereby Quite Possibly Making The Greatest Mistake Of My Life.