Malta Is A Sod Of A Place.

Ultra Competitive People Who Always Need To Win End Up Enjoying Things Less.

I've Been Lucky Enough To Win An Oscar, Write A Best-seller - My Other Dream Would Be To Have A Painting In The Louvre. The Only Way That's Going To Happen Is If I Paint A Dirty One On The Wall Of The Gentlemen's Lavatory.

Champagne Offers A Minimum Of Alcohol And A Maximum Of Companionship.

Keep The Circus Going Inside You, Keep It Going, Don't Take Anything Too Seriously, It'll All Work Out In The End.

I've Taken Up The Bible Again, Somewhat In The Spirit Of W.c. Fields - Looking For Loopholes.