Malta Is A Sod Of A Place.

I Enjoy Reality As Much As The Next Man. It's Just That In My Case, Fortunately, Reality Includes A Good Stiff Belt Every Now And Then.

But Champagne Is Not Drinking.

Tell Me That I Misunderstood A Joke, But Don't Tell Me That My Choice Of Cravat Is Wrong.

Old Age Has Got To Start Creeping Up On Me One Day Soon, And Frankly I'm Very Scared. I Don't Want To Be Old. I've Always Felt So Young. And I Want To Stay That Way.

You Can Count On Errol Flynn, He'll Always Let You Down.