There Are Only Three Things Women Need

America Is The Greatest Country In The Whole World.

Eddie Murphy Is To Comedians What Nicki Minaj Is To Spanx.

School Shootings Were Invented By Blacks... And Stolen By The White Man.

You Could Be Married And Bored Or Single And Lonely. Ain't No Happiness Nowhere.

When You Make Comedy, You Make It For The People And You Try To Have As Many Screenings And As Many Tests And You Do Focus Groups And You Read The Cards And You Try To Give The People What They Want In This Comedy.