One Of My Daughters Told Me The

Daddy Pays For The Water, Daddy Pays For The Gas, Daddy Pays For The Electricity, And If Daddy Didn't Pay For The Electricity, He'd Pay For The Candle On Your Nightstand, So You Can Study For The Big Test Tomorrow.

All People Naturally Hate. My Kid Bites People Now. I Didn't Teach My Kid To Bite Anybody. Kids Say Mean Stuff. Only Through Love Do We Get This Evil Out Of Them. Only Through Love And Structure And Discipline Do They Not Hate. The Kids That Hate Didn't Learn Anything, That's The Problem.

If You Properly Clean A Room, It Gets Dirtier Before It Gets Cleaner.

See, The Black Man Gotta Fly To Get To Something The White Man Can Walk To.

You Only Know That You're Smart Because You're Around Dumb People From Time To Time!