I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood

I Felt I Wasn't Getting Anywhere In England.

Laughter Is Therapy-an Instant Vacation.

Sure, We Did Need The Oil In America. How Else Could Dolly Parton Get Into Some Of Her Dresses?

I Was Lucky, You Know, I Always Had A Beautiful Girl And The Money Was Good. Although I Would Have Done The Whole Thing Over For, Oh, Perhaps Half.

Bigamy Is The Only Crime Where Two Rites Make A Wrong.