I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood

Take Nine Strokes Off Your Score. Skip The Last Hole.

On One Hole, I Hit An Alligator So Hard, He's Now My Golf Bag.

Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There And Have Never Been Seen Again. They Just Find Their Shoelaces And Bags.

There's A Very Apt Saying In Show Business: "if You Don't Go Over Budget In Paris, You're Either Very Rich Or Very Sick. "

I Like To Come To Washington, D.c., At Least Once A Year. Why Should My Tax Money Travel More Than I Do?