I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.

Don't Tempt Me, I Can Resist Anything But Temptation.

That's Life. The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Score.

If I Had That Kind Of Money, I Wouldn't Come To Vietnam, I'd Send For It.

The Only Time To Believe Any Kind Of Rating Is When It Shows You At The Top.