There Are Different Kinds Of Humor, Some

A Man Will Go To War, Fight And Die For His Country. But He Won't Get A Bikini Wax.

I'm Not Sure If My Husband Is Going To Be There When I Actually Have The Baby. He Said The Only Way He's Going To Be In The Room When There's A Delivery Is If There's A Pizza Involved.

The Logic Was, There Weren't Too Many Female Comedians, So I Thought I Might As Well Try A Field That Had Fewer Competitors Than The Field I Was In, Which Was Acting, Singing And Dancing.

Wives Are People Who Think It's Against The Law Not To Answer The Phone When It Rings.

I Knew So Little About Money I Used To Sign My Check, "love, Rita."