I Know I Want To Have Children

Don't Try To Teach Men How To Do Anything In Public. They Can Learn In Private; In Public They Have To Know.

All Men Would Still Really Like To Own A Train Set.

After You've Dated Someone It Should Be Legal To Stamp Them With What's Wrong With Them So The Next Person Doesn't Have To Start From Scratch.

Men Don't Live Well By Themselves. They Don't Even Live Like People. They Live Like Bears With Furniture.

An Amicable Divorce Is Like A Ventilated Condom; It Just Doesn't Work.