I Know I Want To Have Children

I'm Going To Start Water Skiing Someday...as Soon As I Can Separate It From Being Dragged By A Boat.

Someday I Want To Be Rich. Some People Get So Rich They Lose All Respect For Humanity. That's How Rich I Want To Be.

Blondes Have More Fun, Don't They? They Must. How Many Brunettes Do You See Walking Down The Street With Blond Roots?

Men Will Now Get Up And Walk With The Baby In The Middle Of The Night, Change Its Diapers, And Give It A Bottle, But In Their Heart Of Hearts They Still Think They Shouldn't Have To.

I Loved My Mother Very Much, But She Was Not A Good Cook. Most Turkeys Taste Better The Day After; My Mother's Tasted Better The Day Before. In Our House Thanksgiving Was A Time For Sorrow.